I'm just as wet as you!

Stop bitching about the weather. We need the rain! It's spring. Trust me, I'm close to sharpening a straight razor and cutting pictures of sunny days into my skin too, but stop the whining. I know it's become status quo to bitch about people who bitch about the weather but I don't care. Bend me over and color me predictable. Enough already! You're bringing me down, dudes.